The Language of the United States

Hi

Today I feel like I have been put through a ringer and squeezed dry. Sad to say that I have come to a conclusion that I never imagined. When I recently went to vote I noticed that the polling stations had sign written in both English and Spanish. At first I was peeved, but now I have a solution to this problem.
Logic teaches us to solve problems by looking at it directly. One way to come up with a solution is to look at the problem "backwards". What does that mean and how can it be applied to this situation? "Backwards" means look at the problem in a reverse manner, some times the solution becomes apparent. I have done this and my solution to the problem of multilingual speech is to join forces with the opposition.
The democrats and liberals in Washington have already voted against English as the official language of the United States. Now, we propose that we ask that Spanish be the official language. Just think of all the advantages. We already have signs made up in Spanish so we can save money. Who amongst us has made a phone call where you are prompted to "press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanish". More money saved. Just think of it, at the borders we can hang highway signs in Spanish directing illegals to the welfare office, the free clinics and then give directions to the so called "free cities", the cities where nobody is allowed to ask if you are in the United States legally. What a bonanza for society. One thing we would have to do is make an adjustment n our education system. English as a second language (ESL) would be replaced by Spanish as a second language. (SSL) It would cost only a minimal amount to make this change. Ponder the benefits as you face the politically correct crowd daily.
Now for the real important part of the writing, remember to pray for the service people.
GOD Bless